Venue:-
Mumbai Railway station , 8:34Am.
Bhai a address ku jaana hy thoda help karo na???
Sir, hamare cab me bytiye aaraam se my aapke address thak pahuncha unga!!!
Chalo tk bhayya!!!
Sir, aap Mumbai pahli baar aaye kya?
Ha bhai, My Hyderabad se hu. Thoda kaam tha isiliye idhar aaya! Vyse me mera naam MAHI hy! Mera hindi thoda qaraab hy, adjust karlo...
Aapki Hindi tho jakkas! My bhi Hyderabad se aaya! Vo apna malakpet hyna udarichh hamara ghar tha. Pappa guzarjaane badh sab idhar hi aagaye. Bus, kudha ka karm hy. Filhaal tho mast hy life!!! Aur bolo sir ???
Are bhai ek bar side pe rokhiye gaadi, dhekiye tho sahi kuch jagda ho raha hy!!!
Mumbai me a sab common hy sir, aap jaanedho.
Ny bhai, mere liye a common nahi. Ek anjaani ladki se ched chaad kar rahe hy aur aap kahre a sab common hy??? Chaloo aap side leliye aur gaadi rokhiye!!!
Ha sir, jysi aapki ichcha!!!
Kya hora udhar? Aur aap ladki ko kyu tease karre?
Ha bhayya dheko, meri scooty ka haalaath, in hone bina dhekhe meri Scooty ko sathyaa naash kardhiyaaa... Abh my ghar kyse jaaooo???
Ohh medam ji my aapke bhayya ni huu! Mera naam MAHI!!! Thodi dher rukho police aane waali hy!!!
Sir sir, abh a baath police thak kyu? Baath idhar hi kathm karinge. Mechanic ka shop ku jaake repair karaayinge aur my saara paisa lagaa unga tk?
Medam ji, aap kya bolthe?
MAHI ji mera naam medam ji nahi. It's VYSHALI...Chaloo tk.
Hmmm VYSHALI bye then.
Aapka number dhedho, agar koi dhikkath hue tho aapko contact huingii...
96******12. A mera number hy! What's app karo tk. Bye!
Hey MAHI.... thanks yar!!!
Only thanks miss.VYSHALI???
Ok baba, aaj shaam ko beach ke pass aajao. Thanks ka ehsaan puri karungiii!!!
Ok then C U...
Kya sir, ek minute me ladki ka number haasil kare!!! Hyderabadi hy dill se!!!
Hhaahhaaahhaa!!!
After 57minutes:-
Sir, a lo aapka address aagaya!!!
Oh thank you bhai!!! A lo aapka pyse.
Tk Sir!!! Have a great treat sir!!!
Oh English vinglish good. Thanks yar!!!
VENUE:- BEACH @6:10Pm.
MAAAAHHHIIII!!! MAAAAHIIIII!!! MAAAHHHIII!!!
kya MAHI, myne bohoth shor machaathe hue pukkarri aur thum tho kuch response hi ny dhere???
Mera naam aapke zabaan se achi lagthi sunne me!!! So, I just did that!! Vyse me scooty repair hua kya?
Ha yaar, abh tho teeq hy!!! A lo thumhaare liye my apni haatho se kudh RAS MALAAYI with CHOCLATIII flavor banaayi,,, taiste karo jaldiii...
Ooohhh!!! I love this... And taiste tho aapke jaisa cool, lovely, romantic, cute ni hyyy!!!
You stuppiddd!!! Chaloo VYSHU abh naraaz hui!!! Hmmmm hmmm hmmm
You know something, it's betterthan you!!! Thanks for this!!! Chaloo abh tho haslo... Vyse me VESHU aap karthe kya ho???
My actually animal care taker hu! BOBKAT organization me active counselor hu!!!
Oh that's great VESHU!!!
Phir thum kya karthe ?
Jo log animal care taker hy, un log ku care take kartha hu!!!
Sachchi me???
Muchchi me!!!
Aur aap kaha se ho?
My Hyderabad se aaya!!! Aap?
Vyse me my Mumbai ki hu! Paapa lahore ke hy!
Lahore???
Ji ha!!! Kuch problem hy kya?
Are ny yar! Kuch nahi!!!
Acha tk, my abh chalthi hu!
Fir kab?
Jab chaahe hum milsakthe hy dear! Buss yaadh karo hum haazir.
Ohhho!!! Tk tk. Take care!!!
After two days:-
Hey MAHI, my VESHU!!! Thuranth city hospital ko aajao. Emergency case hy!!
Ha VESHU buss 10minute me haazir!!
*
Hey MAHI this side! A form lelo aur fill up karo.
Tk VESHU! par a form kis liye?
Organ donate ke liye! Marne ke badh kysa bhi use ni hotha! You know what, apni desh me agar marne ke badh 40% log eye donate karetho 3years me INDIA me koi blind people ni hotha!!!
Great VESHU! I'm impressed. But a log koun hy???
A sab log aapke tharrah organ donate karneke liye aaye hy!!!
Arre bhaai, aap bhi aagaye kya??? Kya aapko bhi RAS MALAAYI khilaye? Beach me time pass kare?
A sab aapko kysa patha bhaai???
Abh thak nahi samje? Hum sab same process me hy! Yaani, organ donate karneke liye beach me sab ko RAS MALAAYI khilaathe!!! Mera token number 87. Aur aapka??? Hheehha???!!!
****
VESHU... Kya a sab sach hy? Organ donate karneke liye mujse friendship kare?
Mera maksath tho vohi tha !!!
Acha fir tk. Aapka maksath tho kaamiyaab hua na! My chaltha hu!!!
Vysa kyun baath kaare? Acha chaloo tk. My aapko badhme call karungi. Bye!!!
( 15 days ke badh achanak UNKNOWN NUMBER se VESHU call aaya aur bahaar milneko kahatha MAHI se)
Venue:- Beach. @ 5:43Pm.
MAAHI kya hua? Meri phone kyun lift ni karre?
My busy tha isliye. Vysa bhi fil hall tho abh bhi busy me hu. Jo bolna hy seedha bolo.
Oh busy man!!! Tk then. Bye! Have a great career!!!
MAAHI... ek minute, my organ donate ke liye friendship ni Kari. Hope you understand.
My kuch nahi jaantha! Hum hyderabadi hy! Busss chodiye abh. Bye!!!
Kya yaar ladki ke tharrah naaraaz hore? Chaloo galthi meri hy. Abh tho haslo... Hmmm... Tk my jaari abh!!! Fir waapis naa aaungi.
Oye ladki!!! MAHI idhar aur udhar??? A kysa hoga, chaloo car me.
Magar kidhar MAHI?
long drive VESHU.
Oohhh... Good MAHI!!! let's go:::
MAHI kya thum sachi me miss kare muje?
Nahi magar ha VESHU...
Kya? Uska mathlab?
Aapko nahi malum kya? Chaalooo janedho .
After 15 minutes:-
@ Hill fountain palace spot:-
Aapko patha hy VESHU!!! A jagah muje pasand hy. Sunsaan jagah! Romantic spot! Black rose ke smell!!! Waah...
My abh present kidhar hu? Aur aap koun ho? Stop the car. Please!!!
Kya hua VESHU? isa kyu behave karre?
Hey , who are you man? Get the hell out of here. I'm not VESHU... It's NIHA!!!
NIHA??? Magar aap tho VESHU kahe the... Hey don't play jokes.
Hey, police ku call karna kya? In log aake samjathe.
Iski koi zaroorath ni hy VESHU! Oh sorry NIHA!!! I'm leaving bye and take care!!!
Take a Break*** *** *** *** *** ***
MAHI sir, ek ladki aapki appointment ke liye bahaar wait karri, if you please allow her...
Yeah sure ASIYA, call her!!!
Oh my god! You have come for me?
Actually sorry sir, us dhin myne apse bathameezi ki hy. I don't know that you are a crime investigator.
Yeah that's fine. So, aapko kuch bhi yaadh nahi hy kya? I mean RASMALAAYI CHOCOLATE FLAVOR bhi yaadh ni hy???
Rasmalaayi kya? I'm not understanding what you are saying!!!
Ok ok just kidding. Boliye aap muje kyun milna chahre?
NOV2, 2016 RITHIK se sath meri engagement hui thi. Uske badh hamara relationship teeq taaq hi chala. Ek baar mujpe haath bhi utaaye the bina kuch kahe aur kuch kare!!! Myne samji ki tense me the.
1 week ke badh, RITHIK accident me margaye. Magar my vo ek murder samajri. A hy RITHIK ka case file. Please do read and accept my case.
Yeah, sure And aapko marriage ny hui kya RITHIK se?
Ha, meri engagement hui magar shadhi ni hui. Magar hamare beechme ek aadhmi aaya. Aur vo, ek villain ban gaya. Unka naam yadh ni hy. But, I'm sure he has killed RITHIK.
Oh ok NIHA!!! I'll call when I need any clarification. Have a great day!!!
Thanks and bye!!!
After 1 week:-
Hi NIHA , sit down!!! Actually RITHIK ka murder ni hy. It was just an accident. Accident ke aas pass aur ek bike ka bhi accident hua tha! Magar only bike ko damage hua magar kuch life loss ni hua!!!
Are you sure MAHI? Well, I have too investigated. Usme ek girl drugs lee hui hy. Aur nasha me aake RITHIK ki car ko accident kari. Thab RITHIK gussa me aake dho gaali dhiya aur car chalaane lagaa. Pichese Lorry aake accident kara. Vo kyun kara my nahi jaanthi!!! I'm sure vo villain hi RITHIK ka car ko accident kiya.
Good NIHA!!! Tho my aaj sach kahtha suno. Aap aur my FEB15 ko marriage karethe. A baath RITHIK ko maalum padaa. Muje dhamki dhi aur maarne ke liye bhi aaya.
RITHIK aapko maarne aaya , aapke car ko follow kara. Aapke car ko accident karna chahratha but unfortunately myne mere car se over take karke aapke car ko protect dhe rahaa tha!!! Achanak, RITHIK ke car out of control hui thi. Unfortunately RITHIK ke car accident hua aur vo haathseme RITHIK ka mouth hua tha...
Aapka brain me kuch nervous system ka effect hy. Aapko memory kab thobhi aa saktha aur jaa bhi saktha. Aap jo samajre na vo villain my hi hu. My aapko protection mar ke dhum thak kartha! Ae myne waadha kiya tha!!! Waadha ni bhaana tho padega!!!
I'm not understanding anything!!! I want rest. Bye!!!
After a day:- Hey, MAHI, where are you? My beach me wait karri come and have RASMALAAYI CHOCOLATE flavor...!!! Yours VESHU.
I'm coming dear I'm coming!!!...
MAAHI aur VESHU ke life me abh kuch bhi aatanki ni hy par VESHU ka dhimaag ka ilaaj tho fil hal medical history me ni hy. VESHU memory loss hue jab MAAHI ko villain samajthi aur hate karna shuru karthi. Memory aajane par MAAHI ko chaahne lagthi.
A tha MAHI VE ki kahaani!!! Kudha kare aisa zibdagi kisiko naa dhiye!!! Na jiye ek pal na mare!!!... Bus thadpe pyar ke ujaale ke liye!!!
With love and hug:-
RAVOOF
Mumbai Railway station , 8:34Am.
Bhai a address ku jaana hy thoda help karo na???
Sir, hamare cab me bytiye aaraam se my aapke address thak pahuncha unga!!!
Chalo tk bhayya!!!
Sir, aap Mumbai pahli baar aaye kya?
Ha bhai, My Hyderabad se hu. Thoda kaam tha isiliye idhar aaya! Vyse me mera naam MAHI hy! Mera hindi thoda qaraab hy, adjust karlo...
Aapki Hindi tho jakkas! My bhi Hyderabad se aaya! Vo apna malakpet hyna udarichh hamara ghar tha. Pappa guzarjaane badh sab idhar hi aagaye. Bus, kudha ka karm hy. Filhaal tho mast hy life!!! Aur bolo sir ???
Are bhai ek bar side pe rokhiye gaadi, dhekiye tho sahi kuch jagda ho raha hy!!!
Mumbai me a sab common hy sir, aap jaanedho.
Ny bhai, mere liye a common nahi. Ek anjaani ladki se ched chaad kar rahe hy aur aap kahre a sab common hy??? Chaloo aap side leliye aur gaadi rokhiye!!!
Ha sir, jysi aapki ichcha!!!
Kya hora udhar? Aur aap ladki ko kyu tease karre?
Ha bhayya dheko, meri scooty ka haalaath, in hone bina dhekhe meri Scooty ko sathyaa naash kardhiyaaa... Abh my ghar kyse jaaooo???
Ohh medam ji my aapke bhayya ni huu! Mera naam MAHI!!! Thodi dher rukho police aane waali hy!!!
Sir sir, abh a baath police thak kyu? Baath idhar hi kathm karinge. Mechanic ka shop ku jaake repair karaayinge aur my saara paisa lagaa unga tk?
Medam ji, aap kya bolthe?
MAHI ji mera naam medam ji nahi. It's VYSHALI...Chaloo tk.
Hmmm VYSHALI bye then.
Aapka number dhedho, agar koi dhikkath hue tho aapko contact huingii...
96******12. A mera number hy! What's app karo tk. Bye!
Hey MAHI.... thanks yar!!!
Only thanks miss.VYSHALI???
Ok baba, aaj shaam ko beach ke pass aajao. Thanks ka ehsaan puri karungiii!!!
Ok then C U...
Kya sir, ek minute me ladki ka number haasil kare!!! Hyderabadi hy dill se!!!
Hhaahhaaahhaa!!!
After 57minutes:-
Sir, a lo aapka address aagaya!!!
Oh thank you bhai!!! A lo aapka pyse.
Tk Sir!!! Have a great treat sir!!!
Oh English vinglish good. Thanks yar!!!
VENUE:- BEACH @6:10Pm.
MAAAAHHHIIII!!! MAAAAHIIIII!!! MAAAHHHIII!!!
kya MAHI, myne bohoth shor machaathe hue pukkarri aur thum tho kuch response hi ny dhere???
Mera naam aapke zabaan se achi lagthi sunne me!!! So, I just did that!! Vyse me scooty repair hua kya?
Ha yaar, abh tho teeq hy!!! A lo thumhaare liye my apni haatho se kudh RAS MALAAYI with CHOCLATIII flavor banaayi,,, taiste karo jaldiii...
Ooohhh!!! I love this... And taiste tho aapke jaisa cool, lovely, romantic, cute ni hyyy!!!
You stuppiddd!!! Chaloo VYSHU abh naraaz hui!!! Hmmmm hmmm hmmm
You know something, it's betterthan you!!! Thanks for this!!! Chaloo abh tho haslo... Vyse me VESHU aap karthe kya ho???
My actually animal care taker hu! BOBKAT organization me active counselor hu!!!
Oh that's great VESHU!!!
Phir thum kya karthe ?
Jo log animal care taker hy, un log ku care take kartha hu!!!
Sachchi me???
Muchchi me!!!
Aur aap kaha se ho?
My Hyderabad se aaya!!! Aap?
Vyse me my Mumbai ki hu! Paapa lahore ke hy!
Lahore???
Ji ha!!! Kuch problem hy kya?
Are ny yar! Kuch nahi!!!
Acha tk, my abh chalthi hu!
Fir kab?
Jab chaahe hum milsakthe hy dear! Buss yaadh karo hum haazir.
Ohhho!!! Tk tk. Take care!!!
After two days:-
Hey MAHI, my VESHU!!! Thuranth city hospital ko aajao. Emergency case hy!!
Ha VESHU buss 10minute me haazir!!
*
Hey MAHI this side! A form lelo aur fill up karo.
Tk VESHU! par a form kis liye?
Organ donate ke liye! Marne ke badh kysa bhi use ni hotha! You know what, apni desh me agar marne ke badh 40% log eye donate karetho 3years me INDIA me koi blind people ni hotha!!!
Great VESHU! I'm impressed. But a log koun hy???
A sab log aapke tharrah organ donate karneke liye aaye hy!!!
Arre bhaai, aap bhi aagaye kya??? Kya aapko bhi RAS MALAAYI khilaye? Beach me time pass kare?
A sab aapko kysa patha bhaai???
Abh thak nahi samje? Hum sab same process me hy! Yaani, organ donate karneke liye beach me sab ko RAS MALAAYI khilaathe!!! Mera token number 87. Aur aapka??? Hheehha???!!!
****
VESHU... Kya a sab sach hy? Organ donate karneke liye mujse friendship kare?
Mera maksath tho vohi tha !!!
Acha fir tk. Aapka maksath tho kaamiyaab hua na! My chaltha hu!!!
Vysa kyun baath kaare? Acha chaloo tk. My aapko badhme call karungi. Bye!!!
( 15 days ke badh achanak UNKNOWN NUMBER se VESHU call aaya aur bahaar milneko kahatha MAHI se)
Venue:- Beach. @ 5:43Pm.
MAAHI kya hua? Meri phone kyun lift ni karre?
My busy tha isliye. Vysa bhi fil hall tho abh bhi busy me hu. Jo bolna hy seedha bolo.
Oh busy man!!! Tk then. Bye! Have a great career!!!
MAAHI... ek minute, my organ donate ke liye friendship ni Kari. Hope you understand.
My kuch nahi jaantha! Hum hyderabadi hy! Busss chodiye abh. Bye!!!
Kya yaar ladki ke tharrah naaraaz hore? Chaloo galthi meri hy. Abh tho haslo... Hmmm... Tk my jaari abh!!! Fir waapis naa aaungi.
Oye ladki!!! MAHI idhar aur udhar??? A kysa hoga, chaloo car me.
Magar kidhar MAHI?
long drive VESHU.
Oohhh... Good MAHI!!! let's go:::
MAHI kya thum sachi me miss kare muje?
Nahi magar ha VESHU...
Kya? Uska mathlab?
Aapko nahi malum kya? Chaalooo janedho .
After 15 minutes:-
@ Hill fountain palace spot:-
Aapko patha hy VESHU!!! A jagah muje pasand hy. Sunsaan jagah! Romantic spot! Black rose ke smell!!! Waah...
My abh present kidhar hu? Aur aap koun ho? Stop the car. Please!!!
Kya hua VESHU? isa kyu behave karre?
Hey , who are you man? Get the hell out of here. I'm not VESHU... It's NIHA!!!
NIHA??? Magar aap tho VESHU kahe the... Hey don't play jokes.
Hey, police ku call karna kya? In log aake samjathe.
Iski koi zaroorath ni hy VESHU! Oh sorry NIHA!!! I'm leaving bye and take care!!!
Take a Break*** *** *** *** *** ***
MAHI sir, ek ladki aapki appointment ke liye bahaar wait karri, if you please allow her...
Yeah sure ASIYA, call her!!!
Oh my god! You have come for me?
Actually sorry sir, us dhin myne apse bathameezi ki hy. I don't know that you are a crime investigator.
Yeah that's fine. So, aapko kuch bhi yaadh nahi hy kya? I mean RASMALAAYI CHOCOLATE FLAVOR bhi yaadh ni hy???
Rasmalaayi kya? I'm not understanding what you are saying!!!
Ok ok just kidding. Boliye aap muje kyun milna chahre?
NOV2, 2016 RITHIK se sath meri engagement hui thi. Uske badh hamara relationship teeq taaq hi chala. Ek baar mujpe haath bhi utaaye the bina kuch kahe aur kuch kare!!! Myne samji ki tense me the.
1 week ke badh, RITHIK accident me margaye. Magar my vo ek murder samajri. A hy RITHIK ka case file. Please do read and accept my case.
Yeah, sure And aapko marriage ny hui kya RITHIK se?
Ha, meri engagement hui magar shadhi ni hui. Magar hamare beechme ek aadhmi aaya. Aur vo, ek villain ban gaya. Unka naam yadh ni hy. But, I'm sure he has killed RITHIK.
Oh ok NIHA!!! I'll call when I need any clarification. Have a great day!!!
Thanks and bye!!!
After 1 week:-
Hi NIHA , sit down!!! Actually RITHIK ka murder ni hy. It was just an accident. Accident ke aas pass aur ek bike ka bhi accident hua tha! Magar only bike ko damage hua magar kuch life loss ni hua!!!
Are you sure MAHI? Well, I have too investigated. Usme ek girl drugs lee hui hy. Aur nasha me aake RITHIK ki car ko accident kari. Thab RITHIK gussa me aake dho gaali dhiya aur car chalaane lagaa. Pichese Lorry aake accident kara. Vo kyun kara my nahi jaanthi!!! I'm sure vo villain hi RITHIK ka car ko accident kiya.
Good NIHA!!! Tho my aaj sach kahtha suno. Aap aur my FEB15 ko marriage karethe. A baath RITHIK ko maalum padaa. Muje dhamki dhi aur maarne ke liye bhi aaya.
RITHIK aapko maarne aaya , aapke car ko follow kara. Aapke car ko accident karna chahratha but unfortunately myne mere car se over take karke aapke car ko protect dhe rahaa tha!!! Achanak, RITHIK ke car out of control hui thi. Unfortunately RITHIK ke car accident hua aur vo haathseme RITHIK ka mouth hua tha...
Aapka brain me kuch nervous system ka effect hy. Aapko memory kab thobhi aa saktha aur jaa bhi saktha. Aap jo samajre na vo villain my hi hu. My aapko protection mar ke dhum thak kartha! Ae myne waadha kiya tha!!! Waadha ni bhaana tho padega!!!
I'm not understanding anything!!! I want rest. Bye!!!
After a day:- Hey, MAHI, where are you? My beach me wait karri come and have RASMALAAYI CHOCOLATE flavor...!!! Yours VESHU.
I'm coming dear I'm coming!!!...
MAAHI aur VESHU ke life me abh kuch bhi aatanki ni hy par VESHU ka dhimaag ka ilaaj tho fil hal medical history me ni hy. VESHU memory loss hue jab MAAHI ko villain samajthi aur hate karna shuru karthi. Memory aajane par MAAHI ko chaahne lagthi.
A tha MAHI VE ki kahaani!!! Kudha kare aisa zibdagi kisiko naa dhiye!!! Na jiye ek pal na mare!!!... Bus thadpe pyar ke ujaale ke liye!!!
With love and hug:-
RAVOOF
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